Definitions by Chief Shitting Bull

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

cook county spritzer by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016

shadbar 

From the ancient Greek for "cigarette whore".

Beware the shadbar as they suck dry your purse.

shadbar by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016