plank me wank

The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.

"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.

by Chief Plank Wanker Of The Wanker Of Planks May 13, 2004

wrist band o' doom

A gay headband worn in an even gayer way on the elbow by the even gayerer byron.

Man byron, you fag, that is one flaming wrist band o' doom u got there, ya queer.

by Chief Plank Wanker Of The Wanker Of Planks June 05, 2004