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Snake Griffin

Fornication achieved by one stripping to the nude, and slithering into bed with a stranger of the opposite sex. Then turns off the light, and proceeds relax with the arms behind the head. Then plays the waiting game for the stranger to instigate sex.

At a party, get a person to crash in your bed that night. Then strip down the nude and wait. Has worked 100% off the time.
"Hey Chief, did you use the Snake Griffin last night?"
"I DID!!!! GIGGITY"

by Chief Burger May 29, 2009