Husband: Goodnight sweetheart, see you in the morning. I'm going to sleep, if I start calling hogs nudge me.
Wife: If you start calling hogs and wake me up I'll do more than nudge you. I'll kick your sorry ass out of bed and make you sleep on the couch.
Wife: If you start calling hogs and wake me up I'll do more than nudge you. I'll kick your sorry ass out of bed and make you sleep on the couch.
by Chicks Dig Me September 11, 2009