Hayden

He is probably really super duper extremely fat, H thinks he is good at games and has a small penis

we shouldn't name our kid hayden its bad luck

by Chicken nugget boi February 09, 2022

Matthew

A fatty mc fat fat son, or shortened to fatneek, this nibba doesn't have a brain and has a iq of 2 and a slower reaction time than a sloth, I swear to god this guy loves eating shit for breakfast because he's breath stinks of ass cheeks. Matthews teeth has a gap larger than your mother, so pretty fucking big. Sucks at every game (mostly valorant), farts on people for fun and his hair cut is clapped as fuck holy jesus. Matthew also loves jerking off to loli hentai.

matthew:My name is Matthew
Guy:what a loser

by Chicken nugget boi February 09, 2022