4 definitions by Chicken McBloodybutthole
Hey Jerry, Becky sure is pretty, do I even have a chance?
Dude, no problem, but be sure to wrap it up. She's a total bonewalker.
Dude, no problem, but be sure to wrap it up. She's a total bonewalker.
by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005
Hey Jerry, did you see Becky this morning? She had huge patch of crustini on her face, I wonder if it was Steve's.
by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005
A sexual act in which a male urinates while having his anus licked by a close, intimate, partner. Often confused with a reverse blumpkin,in which a male receives fellatio while his partner defecates. This the true antonym of blumpkin.
I knew Becky was a keeper when she was comfortable enough for me to pee in front of her, but I knew she was the "one" when she gave me a rumpkin.
by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005
After penetrating a young lady's hymen, the alpha male then clubs her over the head, rendering her unconcious. He proceeds to wipe the blood from the ruptured hymen through the crease of her hind quarter, vomits into it, defacates on it, ejaculates upon it, fucks it, ejaculates again, then shares it with her when she regains conciousness.
I took her out and on the first date she ordered lobster, so I took her back to my place and gave her a shepherd's pie.
by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005