Definitions by Chicago AJ
Elmo Blatchelor Party
A bachelor party paid in homage to Elmo Blatch from Shawshank Redemption. The party involves lots of tasty bitches, calling people pricks, and doing sinful deeds that others get pinned for.
Alex: Hey AJ......what are we doing next weekend?
AJ: Serious dude? It's Blake's Elmo Blatchelor Party!
Alex: Ah man...I forgot. It's gonna be so tasty!!!!
AJ: I know. Blake's gonna be the prick that everything gets pinned on!
AJ: Serious dude? It's Blake's Elmo Blatchelor Party!
Alex: Ah man...I forgot. It's gonna be so tasty!!!!
AJ: I know. Blake's gonna be the prick that everything gets pinned on!
Elmo Blatchelor Party by Chicago AJ July 10, 2009
Swiss Army Tea Bag
When a man with peni (more than one penis) resembling a swiss-army knife uses the comb component to straighten a girl's eyebrows while she tea bags him.
Chadwell: Hey Billiam, last night Sarah-Beth definitely swiss army tea bagged me.
Billiam: Why did she do that?
Chadwell: Because her eyebrows were all out of whack.
Billiam: Why did she do that?
Chadwell: Because her eyebrows were all out of whack.
Swiss Army Tea Bag by Chicago AJ May 15, 2009