Chi Town John Doe's definitions
A really stupid asian.
They are called shovels because apparently their faces were flattened with the front of the shovel and their eyes were scraped with the sides. I don't mind the asian people but the ones that are completely clueless and spend all their time studying are gay. It also goes with out saying that shovels tend to be fresh off the boat and like to hunt and trap the neighborhood kitty cats for dinner.
They are called shovels because apparently their faces were flattened with the front of the shovel and their eyes were scraped with the sides. I don't mind the asian people but the ones that are completely clueless and spend all their time studying are gay. It also goes with out saying that shovels tend to be fresh off the boat and like to hunt and trap the neighborhood kitty cats for dinner.
Shovel: Hey Lucy Lui, want to go to Chinatown and get some Won Ton?
Shovel 2: No way Guy Ding, we study. We study now or we end up like stupid American hoe.
Shovel 2: No way Guy Ding, we study. We study now or we end up like stupid American hoe.
by Chi Town John Doe April 2, 2008
Get the shovelmug.