Definitions by Chet Upnya

Dream Catcher

When a man keeps the condom he used when he lost his virginity, and hangs it from his review mirror.

See that right there, that’s my dream catcher,earned it early freshman year, been hangin’ and bangin’ since.

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A male prostitute who specifically only works truck stops.

After a long day on the road, I was pleased to run into my usual commercial buffalo outside of Salt Lake City.

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