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Alaskan Blowjob

When placing Goldbond Medicated Footpowder on one's Penis and Testicles. This could also be followed by a hot shower.

We all decided to give ourselves Alaskan Blowjobs last night to celebrate our win.

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Someone who acts as if they have a below average IQ (i.e. someone who has a mental retardation or acts as if they have one).

You are being such a Manion right now.

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