Definitions by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot

Nic Cage Hair Piece

Testy, grubby pubic hairs that spiral up the shaft and awkwardly protrude through underwear.

Trim your "Nic Cage Hair Piece" Donnie, it looks like a bird’s nest.

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An enormous penis that robs all of your jean space.

Cindy gazed at Chester's Denim Bandit as he sauntered past her in the halls.

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