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Charming , Beautiful , Hilarious , Intelligent and extremely Geeky .
Diego's can sometimes come in orange/brown/red/blonde hair , and do . You'll know when a diego is awesome because he will also have :
a curly spanish fro , 2 eternally fighting front bottom teeth , very clean toes and fingers cuticles not included , blue green & yellow eyes all at once , thick man eyebrows , golden skin , cheek pimples , a sexy build and a strong nose . All must be apparent when searching for a GOOD diego .

Their charm can surpass any man's , especially John Stamos . Their beauty is so overwhelming that you must carry a pillow on you at all times because you will faint , and possibly experience brain damage if you hit your head . BEWARE OF THE CONSUMPTION OF BEVERAGES when listening to the Diego , for their humor will cause your nose to errupt , irregularly of course . The intelligence of the diego should make anybody wary , thats all i have to say about that .

But of course , what makes a good diego - what makes a really AWESOME diego , is the geekiness that is THEIR BRAIN .
With that 'Nuff said - You've been informed .
Q: Whats beautiful , silly and can easily be brought in with smiggle bait ?

A: the diego
by Chelssor Rexx September 2, 2010
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