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Papa Jane's Pizza

Remember when you were a kid, and your mom sent you off to school with a lunchables pizza and a juice box? Have you ever tried adding some weed to one of those fine delicacies? Because I have, and it was great.

(imagine a playground scene during recess)
Child 1: Wow, your lunchables pizza smells worse than my balls after a round of freeze tag!

Child 2: That's because it's a Papa Jane's Pizza! (insert thumbs up here)

by Chef Tony February 22, 2007