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Definitions by Cheesepacker69

Toon Blasting 

While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.
Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.
Toon Blasting by Cheesepacker69 February 11, 2020

Anal-ized 

When a dirt leg is assraped while passed out out drunk and never knows it happend. She only thinks she took a huge shit the next morning.
That poor girl got Anal-ized for the 3rd time last night.
Anal-ized by Cheesepacker69 January 27, 2020
A washed out, ran through there, dirt leg, who is so horny and hungry so she gives blow jobs on front.
That boofer is ran through there. I ain't paying for a blow job after I skeet
Boofer by Cheesepacker69 January 23, 2020

Wet Stamp Tramp 

A woman who has grown up in the trailer park as trashy classy. Even though she was raised to respect herself she has hit Rock bottom so hard that she gives her wet pussy away for food stamps.
Always go to church Sally so you don't end up like that Wet Stamp Tramp.
Wet Stamp Tramp by Cheesepacker69 January 23, 2020

Ass Attack Snack 

While having anal Intercourse with a woman a man pulls his penis out to discover it covered in shit. While the man goes to rinse off his penis the girl makes her way to the restroom to take a shit. While she is sitting on the toilet the man surprises her by putting his unwashed shit covered log in her mouth and forces her to suck it until he finally ends the evening by ejaculating into her mouth.
My wife finally let me give her the Ass Attack Snack last night.
Ass Attack Snack by Cheesepacker69 January 20, 2020