Charlie Gallagher's definitions
n. A scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.
Oh man, on the Dick Meter, that movie sucked all the way to the balls!!
That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!
That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!
by Charlie Gallagher January 8, 2008
Get the The Dick Metermug.