Definitions by Charley Mooshbag

O.T.C.P

On the clock poop. To pass a time consuming bowel movement at work, while getting paid.

Between my two breaks and my frequent O.T.C.P'S I work roughly 6 hours during an 8 hour shift.

O.T.C.P by Charley Mooshbag December 10, 2016

Urinal Transfer 

A man begins to urinate in a given urinal. Than, he proceeds to transfer to the empty urinal to his left or right, mid-stream. One can continue to jump urinals as long as he has not reached the last urinal, or the urinal is occupied.

You should have seen Johnny at the bar last night, he got so wasted and completed a Urinal Transfer 6 urinals long... I was pretty impressed.

Urinal Transfer by Charley Mooshbag July 7, 2010

Road Warrior 

A Massive Queef or Vaginal Fart That Makes Extremely Loud and Violent Comments. The "Road Warrior" Is Viewed By Many As The Queen of All Queefs. The Road Warrior Is Not To Be Taken Lightly And Is Absolutly Not A Joke!

I Was Sitting On The Subway The Other Day When This Women Let Out An Intense "Road Warrior". I Don't Think I Have Ever Been So Disguisted Or Afraid In My Life. The "Road Warrior" Is No Joke! I Found Out The Hard Way.

Road Warrior by Charley Mooshbag April 4, 2009