Definitions by Charley Brown

Desktop Monkey

Derogatory term for a PC Support person.

"Damn, my PC just blew up!!!" "So get a desktop monkey to fix it..."

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To have intercourse with a woman after sprinkling cocaine on the genitalia to enhance the experience.

I got a load of coke on the end of my cock, rubbed it all over her pussy then slowly snow ploughed her. Absolutely fucking mindblowing!

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