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Definitions by Charles Ulric & Nelson Tait

Finland footsie 

the insertion of your foot into anothers vagina or pussy.
Dude last night this girl made me give her a Finland footsie.

Ray Charles wakeup 

where you cum in your friend's eyes while he is sleeping and it hardens over night. then in the morning, the hardened jizz seals their eyes shut, leaving them unable to see.
Last night John fell asleep, so i gave him a Ray Charles wakeup. He was completely blind in the morning.