Time Machine

It will never happen and if it does are you sure you would want to change your past?

"This icecream flavor sucks. I wish I had a time machine to go back and pick a different one."

by Chantel Cliche July 04, 2009

Christmas In Hollywood

One of the best Christmas songs ever by hollywood undead. It beats listening to jingle bells all the time. The song ranges from being hungry, getting it in the ass, beer, fucking, blowing off Mrs. Clause's date on christmas eve, writting your Christmas list, a fake santa with a bag of dildos, and then stealing his sleigh. Amazing choral to sing to your hated next door neighbors.

"It's Christmas in Hollywood. Santa's back up in the hood. So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck. It's Chanukah in Inglewood. The dradles spinning in the hood. So meet me by the manura let's get drunk."

by Chantel Cliche November 10, 2009

i'm on a boat

When your a boss chillin on a boat wearin a tuxedo then a cookin outfit and some stunner shades. While rappin and ridin real dolphins and climbing buoys rather than those motherfuckin trees getting leaves up your ass.

"Take a picture trick, I'm on a boat bitch. We drinking the Santana champ cause its so crisp. I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies. I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies."

"Oh fuck thats my favorite song eveeeeeeeer!"

by Chantel Cliche April 14, 2009