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Chango Bolamongo's definitions

mad agony in 'disdress'

1) Intense misery and suffering, and distress.

2) Insufferable static cling, pinching and bunching (and embarrassment?) wearing this dress.
EXAMPLE #1:
"Raul's natural insecurity as an illegal alien and his angst in social settings caused him MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' as he suffered through the long chow line at Hobo Park."

EXAMPLE #2:
"I gotz me MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' because I have some unresolved issues. Maybe you'll like it if it fits you, Raul. Or should I call you Raula?"."
by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006
mugGet the mad agony in 'disdress'mug.

resist the urge

Just say, NO!
Avoid the temptation
Relax, don't do it ...
Take a cold shower.
Mebbe later.
"John Mark Karl, the despicable human being that he is, was able to RESIST THE URGE ( if you believe even a shred of his horrible claim to have been 'present when JonBenet Ramsey died'."

"We must RESIST THE URGE to enact laws criminalizing fraudulent confession hoaxes or alleged "intentions of evil".

But killing civilians in 'holy war' and disturbing the peace of innocent minds by systematically causing injury of threat or terror, should be quashed by the fullest extent of all civilized law and power. ...

"We've RESISTED THE URGE for long enough. I say 'NUKEM'.",
by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006
mugGet the resist the urgemug.

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