Chanel && Sam's definitions

MIKE-club

huge turnoff of a guy who cannot dance, is reallllly dirty and has scabies and lives in Jacksonville, FL and is easily spotted at Bourbon Street station!!! Be very aware.... he is highly contagious

Ewww... he's a MIKE-club... You cannot go home with him!! or wear his pants

by Chanel && Sam February 20, 2009

Pizza Roll Napkin

a tampon that falls out in front of a LARGE audience and chills on the couch for all to see!

Guy- "what is that???"

she grabs quickly

Girl- "A pizza roll napkin!!!"

she is very embarassed!!

by Chanel && Sam February 20, 2009