Definitions by Champaign's finest

Swoll 

The act of masturbating especially in regions related to Champaign, Illinois.

"Man, I've been studying all day. Do you mind if I go get swoll on your couch and then take a nap?"

"Get iiiiit! I'll make you some coffee from glo j when you wake up"

Swoll by Champaign's finest August 9, 2012