2 definitions by Chaluupa Batman
The rather uncomfortable aching in your rectum after taking a shit. The only feeling it could be compared to is that of just being somewhat raped. usually lasts about 5-10 minutes.
by Chaluupa Batman November 25, 2009
The devil woman's conniving tactic to (re)insert themselves into a man's life via sexual practice on a bro.
Dubbed flashbang because it is comparable to the disorienting nature of a flashbang grenade. One does not see or think clearly for a temporary amount of time after said flashbanging has resulted upon them.
This is often done by a "Ratchet" Ex-girlfriend who doesn't deserve to be with the said bro and shortly afterwords begins to weasel their way back into a comfortable status quo so they can suck all life from the target and all bros (and bras) of said target.
Dubbed flashbang because it is comparable to the disorienting nature of a flashbang grenade. One does not see or think clearly for a temporary amount of time after said flashbanging has resulted upon them.
This is often done by a "Ratchet" Ex-girlfriend who doesn't deserve to be with the said bro and shortly afterwords begins to weasel their way back into a comfortable status quo so they can suck all life from the target and all bros (and bras) of said target.
to flashbang :
"Dude, did you hear what happened with Randy and Galinda?"
"We've talked about this bro. Those two names are never to be mentioned in the same sentence."
"Dude, I know, but we have a code black."
"I've never even heard of code black."
"Dude. I know...She flashbanged him!"
"My god!...Whats the status?"
"Kill confirmed. That but fucking whore`s gottem.
"Dude, did you hear what happened with Randy and Galinda?"
"We've talked about this bro. Those two names are never to be mentioned in the same sentence."
"Dude, I know, but we have a code black."
"I've never even heard of code black."
"Dude. I know...She flashbanged him!"
"My god!...Whats the status?"
"Kill confirmed. That but fucking whore`s gottem.
by Chaluupa Batman December 11, 2012