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Definitions by Chad McLadington

Function Junction 

The Function Junction is a chain of sex shops and porta-brothels located in municipalities in 43 US States, Mexico and Canada. Their tag line is "Function Junction Your Number One Spot for Fucktion Suction."
Hey Bill wanna head down to The Function Junction
How'd ya know I was in the mood for some Fucktion Suction

Sexcellent 

Adjective, used to refer to something that is wonderful or fantastic in a sexual manner, or otherwise. Usually preceded by the word rather.
This meatloaf is rather sexcellent!
Yesterday me and Kayla engaged in sexcellent sexy sex.
Sexcellent by Chad McLadington November 26, 2017