I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014

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torpy

a really freakin weird dude who plays guitar, gets squished by people like david, and is generally just a freaky person. who plays guitar.

you've got to get torpy out of my salad dressing

by chaos April 24, 2004

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crap-zapped

Body is totally overloaded and at it's breaking point.

I can't believe how fuckin crap-zapped I am. Why the fuck me!

by Chaos December 26, 2003

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zing

Forced felattio; having a penis in one's mouth.

<Fred> man Dave's been taking zings all night

by Chaos March 27, 2005

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Cliff

Great person cool layed back not talkative weird name though But his cool and sometimes funny also this is not that many cliff there’s Clifford but not cliff guess it’s a rare name to come across

Yeah I Know cliffin real life his a little weird sometimes

by Chaos November 24, 2018

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