Certified Guinness club's definitions

Halberd Sexual

Sexually attracted to white bread and white bread lovers who live in the states with zero hoes.

Boy: what do you identify as? I’m dream sexual!

Boy: you silly bitch. I’m Halberd Sexual

by Certified Guinness club May 1, 2022

Alibi binary

The label given when you are not in the top ten Naoto Shirogane players anymore and you’re so washed up go back to your degenerate ways

Girlfriend: Omg I can’t be with you anymore you’re now Alibi Binary

You: sorry I couldn’t hear you I was too busy playing league of legends. Isn’t the game awesome!

by Certified Guinness club May 3, 2022