Definitions by Celeritas 5k

Louisville 

Where sobriety goes to die.

(I.E. Bardstown road, 4th street Live, the infield at Derby.)

Conveniently located in the state that gave the world bourbon, Louisville's bars stay open till 4:00-- Unlike its faceless neighbor to the north, where they mostly drink smirnoff at crappy local shows until everyone goes home at 2.

Louisville by Celeritas 5k March 28, 2011