Definitions by Cdizzle24

Raccooned

When you get two black eyes simultaneously and you have the appearance of a raccoon.

Dude you got raccooned in that fight last night, or Did you see that guy he got raccooned.

When you jump into the water to swim but realize that the water is way too shallow to swim in.

That guy just got scooberdouched and broke his legs, or That guy just scooberdouched into the water.