Cavendish 's definitions
Spoll, a pseudo-allergy where an inhumanly fat person (usually also a northern monkey in denial, may of moved south to hide the shame) denies responsibility for their eating actions blaming the obesity on an allergy.
by Cavendish June 20, 2016

An intentional pun that is of terrible quality. The speaker usually takes great satisfaction from his accomplishments.
Ferrit: "Gardening work just doesn't cut it anymore". smiles excessively.
Ushi: "Wow, hope no-one heard that. That was a real whpun"
Ushi: "Wow, hope no-one heard that. That was a real whpun"
by Cavendish April 12, 2009

An intentional pun that is of terrible quality. The speaker usually takes great satisfaction from his accomplishments.
Ferrit: "Gardening work just doesn't cut it anymore". smiles excessively.
Ushi: "Wow, hope no-one heard that. That was a real whpun"
Ushi: "Wow, hope no-one heard that. That was a real whpun"
by Cavendish April 12, 2009
