spoll

Spoll, a pseudo-allergy where an inhumanly fat person (usually also a northern monkey in denial, may of moved south to hide the shame) denies responsibility for their eating actions blaming the obesity on an allergy.
" That fat northern prick, a Spoll if ever I saw one"
by Cavendish April 07, 2016
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Whpun

An intentional pun that is of terrible quality. The speaker usually takes great satisfaction from his accomplishments.
Ferrit: "Gardening work just doesn't cut it anymore". smiles excessively.

Ushi: "Wow, hope no-one heard that. That was a real whpun"
by Cavendish April 12, 2009
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Whpun

An intentional pun that is of terrible quality. The speaker usually takes great satisfaction from his accomplishments.
Ferrit: "Gardening work just doesn't cut it anymore". smiles excessively.

Ushi: "Wow, hope no-one heard that. That was a real whpun"
by Cavendish April 12, 2009
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