Definitions by Cat on a keyboard in sapce
The One Eyed Monkey
Push your dick In the girls eye so hard that it comes out the ass hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her butthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she'll Burn your dick on fire just for giggles.
The One Eyed Monkey by Cat on a keyboard in sapce August 2, 2009