Definitions by Castigated Clairvoyant

Gorilla Perch 

A location where black people gather in large numbers.

"Hey man, where are you at?"

"Just passing the gorilla perch in front of the cafeteria."

Gorilla Perch by Castigated Clairvoyant February 5, 2013

Green Mile 

A network of rural roads that isn't patrolled by cops, and therefore is safe for driving while smoking weed.

"Dude, let's smoke some weed."
"Nah man, my roommate isn't cool with weed."
"Fuck it, get in the car and we'll drive the green mile."

Green Mile by Castigated Clairvoyant August 10, 2012