Shirtfaced

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

by Casey Arney October 02, 2003

FUNderstanding

Resigned acceptance or tolerance of an act which is fun for one party but not another.

"You guys can have a knife fight outside of the liquor store, it's okay, i FUNderstand."

by Casey Arney February 19, 2004