Carrot pofter's definitions

Lumberjack Lewis!

Lumberjack Lewis is the guy who likes to ask every question known to man!

Carrot softer - uhhhh ehhhhh ummmm who is that guy, uhhh ehhh ummm who ask lot of question? He is annoying, he annoying

Rally ralan - that’s lumberjack Lewis! Don’t disrespect him like that

Carrot softer - uhhhhh ehhhh, up APC, up APC

by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022

The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!

Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!

by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022