Definitions by Carrot pofter

The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!

Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!

The brand bandit! by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022

Jdogging 

The act of having raw sexual intercourse behind a shed

Norbit - hey did you hear about that guy who had sex behind a shed?
Nav - yeh! He’s totally a jdogger!
Norbit - classic Jdogging!

Jdogging by Carrot pofter May 1, 2022