Definitions by Carrie Hall and Gigi Phillips

audiodextrous 

The ability to handle tasks while listening to multiple audio devices simultaneously.

I am very audiodextrous at the salon while talking to my stylist, the television and stereo are playing in the same room.

audiodextrous by Carrie Hall and Gigi Phillips September 18, 2016

Tourons 

The cross between a tourist and a moron.

The tourons are invading our town and creating havoc in the stores and have no idea how to drive.

Tourons by Carrie Hall and Gigi Phillips September 18, 2016