Carrie Hall and Gigi Phillips's definitions

Tourons

The cross between a tourist and a moron.

The tourons are invading our town and creating havoc in the stores and have no idea how to drive.

by Carrie Hall and Gigi Phillips September 18, 2016

audiodextrous

The ability to handle tasks while listening to multiple audio devices simultaneously.

I am very audiodextrous at the salon while talking to my stylist, the television and stereo are playing in the same room.

by Carrie Hall and Gigi Phillips September 18, 2016