Carolyn Bak's definitions

arse carpet

the hair in a mans arse crack

Ewww I can see your arse carpet sticking out the top of your pants.

by Carolyn Bak October 24, 2006

pony arse

When something or someone is rubbish or does something that you dont approve of.
Can be shortened to pony.

That band was pony.

My god I cant believe you did that you are such a pony arse.

by Carolyn Bak October 25, 2006