Carlos Newton's definitions
Brazilian-English version of the word soon. The term can be used as a term of endearment for a loved one or friend, while simultaneously meaning you want to inflict great bodily harm on someone immediately.
Wanderlei "Swoon!"
Chael "What?"
Wanderlei "Swoon (punches fist)."
Chael"Oh I wish I can't wait"
Wanderlei "Swoon...I don't want to be your friend and I want to hurt you."
Chael "But I don't know the date. Can you just tell me the date?"
Wanderlei "Wannanow?"
Chael "I can't let you get close"
Chael "What?"
Wanderlei "Swoon (punches fist)."
Chael"Oh I wish I can't wait"
Wanderlei "Swoon...I don't want to be your friend and I want to hurt you."
Chael "But I don't know the date. Can you just tell me the date?"
Wanderlei "Wannanow?"
Chael "I can't let you get close"
by Carlos Newton February 25, 2022
Get the Swoonmug.