Carlo Watto's definitions

windbagging

When a neutered dog still tries to mount a mate.

The vet removed Lenny's nuts, but the leg humping hasn't stopped. He was windbagging Dave yesterday.

by Carlo Watto September 21, 2016

Dr. Pepper Tits

When an overweight male consumes so much soda, their nipples lactate said soda.

Max: Bob's chugged about a six-pack already this morning.
Jethro: He's fillin' up them Dr. Pepper Tits.

by Carlo Watto May 22, 2015