Dr. Pepper Tits

When an overweight male consumes so much soda, their nipples lactate said soda.

Max: Bob's chugged about a six-pack already this morning.
Jethro: He's fillin' up them Dr. Pepper Tits.

by Carlo Watto May 22, 2015

windbagging

When a neutered dog still tries to mount a mate.

The vet removed Lenny's nuts, but the leg humping hasn't stopped. He was windbagging Dave yesterday.

by Carlo Watto September 21, 2016