Definitions by Captain quiche

Cackermowglee 

You are very surprised by something, or taken aback in shock. This can be exaggerated by adding ‘CackerFuckinMowglee’ for when you’re really surprised. This word originated from the Chatham dialect.

Cackermowglee look at the size of that burger!

Cackermowglee that almost made me shit myself.

Cackermowglee by Captain quiche October 4, 2020

Quiche 

A person you fancy, but not for a long term engagement. #1 night only

Look at that bit of quiche
He’s a bit of quiche alright
Had some quiche last night

Quiche by Captain quiche June 19, 2018