Captain hard's definitions

bomb first

The street war tactic of attacking your enemies before they attack you. Also known as retaliating first. It requires great skill and paranoia to anticipate a threat and then smash them before they get to you.

Nabeel had it out for me so I had to bomb first!

by Captain hard March 10, 2017

COD-BLOCK

prevent (someone) from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity by using video games to keep them home instead. In particular call of duty (COD) warzone and other types of battle royale type games.

I had a mad date lined up with Hillary the slut but the boys cod-blocked me. At least we got a win.

by Captain hard January 11, 2023

Bubbling

The art of urinating directly into ones mouth.

Often whilst standing, can be done in hotel rest rooms and mosh pits.

Is that guy pissing directly into his own face? Yeah man, he is bubbling!! What a legend.

by Captain hard June 30, 2014