Definitions by Captain Zero

Clam Jam 

Female equivalent of a cock block.

"I was talking with this cute girl and this dyke came up and totally clam jammed me."

Clam Jam by Captain Zero April 29, 2014

Doomware 

Doomware - noun. Software that, once installed, takes over a systems' core functionality or alters it to the point where it's so badly high-jacked that it's effectively crippled. Doomware is virtually impossible to fully remove.

"iTunes on the PC has become total Doomware, it tries to take over everything!"

"My buddy just doomware'd his PC with Real Player. lol"

Doomware by Captain Zero January 22, 2014