Doomware

Doomware - noun. Software that, once installed, takes over a systems' core functionality or alters it to the point where it's so badly high-jacked that it's effectively crippled. Doomware is virtually impossible to fully remove.

"iTunes on the PC has become total Doomware, it tries to take over everything!"

"My buddy just doomware'd his PC with Real Player. lol"

by Captain Zero January 21, 2014

Clam Jam

Female equivalent of a cock block.

"I was talking with this cute girl and this dyke came up and totally clam jammed me."

by Captain Zero March 22, 2014