Definitions by Captain Tom

dickweed 

Someone who is a dick , but also not very stong like a weedy person , used as often as possible to make them feel like shit

hey swires you fucken dickweed get over here

dickweed by Captain Tom September 27, 2005

street pirates

The Street Pirates are a group from Chicago, IL, who are hell-bent on modern piracy. This includes, but is not limited to: pillaging, destroying, and causing general chaos. The group is considered extremely dangerous, extremely effective, and extremely awesome.

Give 'em ten years, and they'll rule the world.

Dinosaurs kick ass, and so do The Street Pirates.

street pirates by Captain Tom September 17, 2005