Captain Squirrel 's definitions

Sloozin

a socially acceptable form of slumming.

The time of the night when you/buddies are just looking for anything with 2 legs & pussy.

"The desperate attempt to find a sloozy at the end of the night"

1st kid: "yo man why is he all over that disgusting chick right now?"
2nd kid: "Hes just sloozin, give em a break."

by Captain Squirrel April 22, 2009

Cheese bagging

When a female has a yeast infection and sits on a guys face.

That guy is such a douche, I am totally cheese bagging him.

by Captain Squirrel January 4, 2026