2 definitions by Captain Scotty P

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The act of defecating on someone elses head leaving the fecal matter in the shape of a turban
Don't make me come over there and give you a turd turban on your forehead!
by Captain Scotty P September 01, 2009
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The act of performing a standard tea bag while the person giving the tea bagging hums their favorite song. This resonates a orgasmatic stimulus to the recipient. Popular songs and nursery rhymes are always a favorite.
After a night of drinking Sally came over to my place and she gave the best humming tea bag ever to a great rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. God Bless America!
by Captain Scotty P September 01, 2009
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