Captain Paraguay's definitions

Poopertunity

Poopertunity refers to the opportunity to expel unwanted excrement matter from your rectal sphincter.

Please see the example below.

Jeffrey: "I had a perfect poopertunity yesterday but I missed it because the postman was knocking on my door."
Bonswala: "Yeah, sounds like you really missed the opportunity to expel your unwanted excrement from your rectal sphincter bro."
Jeffrey: "I truly did."

by Captain Paraguay December 2, 2013