Captain Morgan's First Mate's definitions

Sober Sauce

1. A beverage that causes gravity to become normal and/or slows down the rotation of the earth. Eventually reduces the risk of a hangover the next day.

2. Water

1. (while urinating on a tree)
Alex: "ahhhhhhhh......."
Mike: "Golly Gee Willakers, you need some sober sauce"

2. Tim: "F** the jager, pass the sober sauce"

by Captain Morgan's First Mate February 14, 2006