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Definitions by Captain McDouche

Noun: An incredibly effeminate homosexual. Michaels can usually be found staring intently into a Calvin Klein underwear ad paying particular attention to the groin region...whilst touching themselves.

One can normally make friends with Michaels by offering gifts such as window treatment catalogues and rubber penises.
Hi, Michael? I hear you really like penises, let's be special friends!
Michael by Captain McDouche February 4, 2010