Captain McDouche's definitions
Noun: An incredibly effeminate homosexual. Michaels can usually be found staring intently into a Calvin Klein underwear ad paying particular attention to the groin region...whilst touching themselves.
One can normally make friends with Michaels by offering gifts such as window treatment catalogues and rubber penises.
One can normally make friends with Michaels by offering gifts such as window treatment catalogues and rubber penises.
by Captain McDouche February 4, 2010
Get the Michaelmug.