Definitions by Captain Mauser
Shitcoat
An offensive and laughably awful item of clothing that defines an entire look e.g. Jose Mourinho, Mac's Duster, the entire East 17 Christmas thing and Sunraged's white monstrosity.
"There's no way that's a pen"
"The referee is not having that"
"Ah look, now Mourinho's going fucking bananas"
"FUCK OFF SHITCOAT"
"The referee is not having that"
"Ah look, now Mourinho's going fucking bananas"
"FUCK OFF SHITCOAT"
Shitcoat by Captain Mauser January 8, 2022