Covid Cowgirl

Having sex in the reverse cowgirl position while wearing N95 protective masks in order to prevent spreading the corona virus.

I’m going to make Lauren do the covid cowgirl tonight so I don’t catch the corona virus.

by Captain Longsack March 27, 2020

Icelandic Rump Steak

When you surprise your lady by jamming your dong into her b hole while wearing a Viking helmet.

Gertrud didn’t know what she was in for when I surprised her with the Icelandic Rump Steak last night.

by Captain Longsack April 02, 2021