Captain Long Fingers's definitions

Connor Ward

Another way to say a total fucking dick head and likes to shout at his mum after a game of fifa. The guy is covered in saltyness and his eyes are never straight

That person is a connor ward

by Captain Long Fingers April 21, 2017

Matt Shirley

This person is very confusing, he may have a girlfriend but he likes to groap and squeeze males asses . He has a very big nose and looks like a jew again approach with care.

That person is a Matt Shirley
"OMG IT IS A MATT SHIRLEY"

by Captain Long Fingers April 22, 2017

Megan Clark

This type of person is very small usually around 4ft, blond and likes to shovel matts down their throats if you do see this person approach with care or run away

That person is a Megan Clark
"Megan Clark runnnnn!!!!!!"

by Captain Long Fingers April 22, 2017

Owen Bullas

Someone who takes all the fun out of things

That person is a owen bullas

by Captain Long Fingers April 21, 2017